Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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