i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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