I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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