Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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