one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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