its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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