I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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