I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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