i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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