Cold hands, warm shart.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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