This girl is more easily done than said...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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