Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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