porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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