Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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