drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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