so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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