yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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