I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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