Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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