Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
