thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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