well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize
