i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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