you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
This is my gift to your gina
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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