quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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