I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
