There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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