Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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