But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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