okay pat passed out under dana's car
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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