I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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