so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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