Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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