I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
