Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
only you would photoshop your dick
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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