Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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