Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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