Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
my poor anus
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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