I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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