Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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