me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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