Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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