question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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