Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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