If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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