What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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