so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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