I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Found your dick twin last night
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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