He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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