I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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