I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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